You're jokes
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Memes
Bang-Bang
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!