You're jokes
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
You're gay.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)