You're jokes
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your website.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What is your car's name?
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.