You're jokes
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.