You're jokes

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.