You're jokes
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."