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Condom

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If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Fat

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You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Praise

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The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Forehead

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Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Baby

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You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Glue

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What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!