You're jokes
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Your own life, hah!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Your mom.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.