You're jokes
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Hi, I hope you’re
What is your address?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
You're a big Z!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."