You're jokes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."