You're jokes
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Memes
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!