You're jokes
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.