You're jokes

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your mom is hot.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.