You're jokes
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.