You're jokes
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Memes
Your mum has balls.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!