You're jokes
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Your mom's hot.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Your mum has balls.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.