You're jokes

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your bitch has Covid-19.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

I fucked your mum!

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.