You're jokes

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your dead son.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.