You're jokes

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Lalicks your balls.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."

~John F. Kennedy

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"