You're jokes

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Lalicks your balls.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.