You're jokes
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your mom #69.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.