You're jokes
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Memes
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.