You're jokes
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.