You're jokes
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"