You're jokes

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Knock knock, who's there? God.

God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Me: Why am I an orphan?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: Ask your mom.

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.