You're jokes
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Memes
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!