You're jokes
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Your (DYM 47).
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.