You're jokes
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Based
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
More like your anus.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.