You're jokes

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

You know we straight with doin' your mom.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...