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Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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    • Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

    My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

    Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

    You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

    Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says, "What's so funny?" He said, "I can see your bra strap." The teacher says, "Don't come back to class for a week," so he gets up and walks out. A few minutes later, little Billy starts laughing, and she asks, "What's funny now?" Little Billy said, "I can see both of your bra straps." The teacher says, "Get out of my classroom for a month." So little Billy got pissed, he walked out and slammed the door. This scared the teacher, and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up, then she stood back up, and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked, "Where do you think you're going?" He said, "Well, teach, after what I saw, I'm done with school for a lifetime."

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    • If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

    You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

    Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

    Orphan: But I don't have a mom!