You're jokes

My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!

TONIGHT

FOR FUN

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

Your hairline pushed too far back.

Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!