when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)