Your mom jokes

It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.

Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.

Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏

Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:

This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

I like your mom naked.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.