Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
if your happy and you know it fuck your mom
