Your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Your mom.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.