Your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.

Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Your mom gay.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

I sucked your mom's anus.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

You know we straight with doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

You know we straight with doin' your mom

I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!

I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.

I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.

I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.

She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.

She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young

To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom

You know we straight with doin' your mom

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.