The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Orphan:I fucked your mom
Kid:atleast mine survived from it
YOUR MOM SUCKS MY DICK 24/7
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
What do you call a duck with no head
Your mom gay
