When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mom.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Your mom dot com.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
I fucked your mom.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
