Your mom jokes
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
look at me and your mom
Your mom's asshole.
Where's your mom at?
Your mom is a joke.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!