Your mom jokes
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
I fucked your mom.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your mom is hot.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Your mom gay.