Your mom jokes

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Your mom.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What's your mom on?

Deez nuts!

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."