Your mom jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.