Your mom jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Your dad is your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.