Your mom jokes
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."