Your mom jokes

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.