Person: you suck!!!!! Me: tell that to your mom and she’ll say the same thing, honey 😎
jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
were are my balls down in your mom
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom
Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
your mom so fat thanos had to clap
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
Me:hey I’m your mom orphan:yay you came back me:sike
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
ill call your mom a cow but which one
Your mom so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
Y’know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
orphan: can i go outside coworker at orphanage: go ask your mom orphan: WAWAWAWAWwAW
Your moms so fat she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide
