Your mom jokes
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
I like your mom naked.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! π π π
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
I didnβt wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause Iβm in your house every night doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that Iβm a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!