Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
yor mom
Your mom is so hot, if she had a only fans page, she would get more money than companies on pride month
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
your mom is like a penny, two faced, flat, and always in someones pants.
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
When you go to your friends house to fuck her brother but reliaze he's you brother from your mom's side.
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
Your mom is so ugly she made the devil go to church
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
