Your mom jokes
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Johnny was watching TV when he heard them say "bitch" and "bastard," so he asked his dad, "What is a bitch and bastard?"
Dad said, "A bitch is a female, and a bastard is a male."
Then Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "ass" and "shit," so he asks his dad what "shit" and "ass" means. Dad says, "A shit is shaving cream, like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat. Why don't you bug your mom?"
So Johnny goes back to the TV, and then they say "fuck," so Johnny asks his mom what "fuck" means. Mom says, "Fuck means carving, like doing to the turkey." Then a few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door, so he answers it. He then says, "Welcome, bitch and bastard, may I tack your ass?" The people then ask where his parents are. Johnny says, "My dad is putting shit on his face, and my mom is fucking the turkey."
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
I like your mom naked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mom is a mom!
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.