Your mom jokes
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.” “I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, “OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!”
your mom
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.