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When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
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mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
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Your mom oh wait you don't have one
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of tittys.
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one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
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When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
