What do you call a cow with two legs
Answer: Your mom
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
As your dayly is a chevi, then your mom is super heavy
the only thing drier than these jokes are your mom.
your hairline goes so far back your mom cant even reach it
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
Your mom heavier then Mariah can even Carry
my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Your mom oh wait you don't have one
Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
Your mom is so fat she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D (Obesity)
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
