Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mom.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Your mom!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom dot com.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!