Your mom jokes
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Your mom.