Your mom jokes
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Your mom is a mom!
Your mom gay.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Your mom!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.