Your mom jokes
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Your mom gay.
Your mom.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left meπ
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? ππ
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U