Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Your mom is a mom!
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is a joke.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mom!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?