Your mom jokes
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.