Your mom jokes
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.