Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Your mom gay.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.