Your mom jokes

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....