Your mom jokes
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Your mom.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.