Your mom jokes

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Your mom gay.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"