Your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...

An abortion.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Answer: Your mom.