Your mom jokes
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
So relatable Tbh.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
I sucked your mom's anus.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
Community talk
dose your mom know your gay
Yo we should just start fucking making jokes about 10 inches deep in your mom cuz I'm getting sick of his shit
pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack