Your mom jokes

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

Your mom.

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom and your dad.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

Your mom gay.

Your mom gay.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

Your mom dot com.