Your mom jokes

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

Me and your mom in the bed.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕