Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Your Mom Jokes
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
