Your mom jokes
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Your mom gay.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.