You jokes
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
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You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
I see you.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?