You jokes

Did you adopt your dog?

"Never gonna give you up."

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

You gonna poop someday.

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Can you guys check out my joke, please?