An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
You Jokes
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
How do you shrivel a dick?
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD