You jokes
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
What do you call a?
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.