You jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
What do you read on Halloween?
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
You. You're the joke.
Can you see me?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."