You jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
I ass big ass you :-)
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
You suck.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
How long are you? I
You are the joke.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!