You jokes

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

You are the gayest.

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

In America, mom births you.

In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

"You're the bomb."

"No, you're the bomb."

A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)