You jokes
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Memes
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.