You jokes

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Me: I have a dream.

Mom: What?

Me: For you to fucking shut up.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean meat.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

I see what you did there.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.