You jokes

Orphan

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Kitchen

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

Pizza

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Memes

Rhydon

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Emo

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Skull

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Teacher

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Emo

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

Orphan

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Ball

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

Paint

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”