You jokes
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Memes
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”