You jokes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Memes
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.