You jokes
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
We ain’t got no new memes so here
You look easy to draw.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."