What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
You Jokes
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.