You jokes
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What do you call a pig that does Karate?
We ain’t got no new memes so here
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭