You jokes
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Memes
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
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A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."