You jokes
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a door? A floor.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-