You jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Memes
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.