You jokes
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.