You jokes

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?

Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?

A leaf.

Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

You are the reason double doors were invented.

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.