You jokes

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"

The man then stood up and became Mario!

Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.

What do you call a cow that is secret?

AnonyMOOus.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.

What do you call a racist crow?

Jim.

How do you keep a bull from charging?

You take its credit card away.

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

What do you call a too round egg?

A prEGGnant egg.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.

I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?

No, because it never came out...