You jokes
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.