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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
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I'm sorry.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.