You Jokes

Kick

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Nut

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Sex

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

Relationship

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Family

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Credit Card

Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!

Unknown: Okay!

Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!

Unknown whispering: Sexy!

Boy

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Love

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Women

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Picture

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Group

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Shooter

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Boyfriend

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Difference

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Bid

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Club

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!