You jokes
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.