You jokes
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.