You Jokes

Club

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Orphan

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Day

One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."

Masturbation

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

Male

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Condom

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Sauce

What happens when you make an asΓ­an girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

Popsicle

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

Suicide

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Gun

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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  • Baby

    How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

    How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

    Baby

    How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

    How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

    Jesus

    Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...