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Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.

You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."

...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One if you throw it hard enough.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

"You look flushed."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Warning, this is dark.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

You were born out of your dad.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!