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Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

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    • A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.

    The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.

    My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

    What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

    Jay-Z and B.

    What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

    Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

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    • What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?

    A Kit Kat.

    A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

    His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

    The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."