You jokes
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.