You jokes
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.