Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
You Jokes
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
