You jokes
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
What do you call a?
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.