You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
You Jokes
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
