You jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.